Fat Vampire (Fat Vampire, #1) Read By Johnny B. Truant
| Title | : | Fat Vampire (Fat Vampire, #1) |
| Author | : | Johnny B. Truant |
| Format | : | Kindle Edition |
| Page | : | 196 pages |
| ISBN | : |
From the author of Unicorn Western comes a story of fangs and fast food When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co worker who doesn t make fun of him, it s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a thousand year old vampire And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it s just Reginald s own further bad luck that he w From the author of Unicorn Western comes a story of fangs and fast food When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co worker who doesn t make fun of him, it s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a thousand year old vampire And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it s just Reginald s own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he s become the slowest, weakest, most out of shape vampire ever born, doomed to heal to his corpulent self for all of eternity.As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife s lemons into tasty lemon danishes
The Universe Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck About You
You Are Dying, and Your World Is a Lie
Disobey
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From the author of Unicorn Western comes a story of fangs and fast food When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co worker w
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